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One intelligent musing that Dane Cook probably has ever uttered was “that’s not a sleep, that’s a coma” in response to people who over exaggerate, “oh, I slept like a thousand hours last night!”.  I suppose even mentioning Dane Cook has maybe lost interest for some for this post while gaining others.

These past few days, I’ve been sleeping a considerable amount, even through things.  I swear I will sleep through a gun fight….maybe I will even sleep through an Obama victory.  Or a McCain? Haha.  I caught a little bit of the debate tonight, Senator McCain seemed to be on fire.  I even got to thinking tonight as well, about how if Obama becomes president he will be the first of many things.

He will be the first president:

1.  To be of black ethnicity.

2. The first Senator since JFK to be elected.

3.  The first president to use the internet (much like FDR was the radio - read this one on digg)

4.  The first President to not have served any military service.  (from what I could find out)

Numero cuatro seems very interesting as I don’t recall a President who hasn’t served in the military since Franklin Roosevelt? I would fact check, but I am currently in a weird position in my bed that doesn’t allow me to do such things.  Forgot what they call it…oh yeah! being lazy.

Written by Westley

October 16th, 2008 at 1:41 am